Episodes

Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Chapter 72: School - What Could Be Scarier Than That? Part 1
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Chapter 72 is eating rats, because Fang said so! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the importance of stretches for thirty-year-olds with wings, if birds go to hell, and Sam finally, FINALLY, gets to bring up Illyrian wingspans.

Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Chapter 71: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 10
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Chapter 71 is making a batch of delicious cookies, and a grilled cheese with avocado, yum. I am so hungry you guys. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the Mayberry vacation, the caloric needs of a birdkid, and many different flavours of ~*~childhood trauma~*~

Tuesday May 23, 2023
Chapter 70: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 9
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Tuesday May 23, 2023
Chapter 70 is a weakly-swimming plankton, like a jellyfish. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to find your lost birdkid, the rising price of gas these days, t e e t h, and accidentally remember some shocking truths about moms.
Vaccinate your birdkids, folks.

Tuesday May 09, 2023
Chapter 69: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 8
Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
This is Chapter 69, nice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the Kerplunk Experiment, birdkid deliverables, and why Angel might pounce upon a can of beans. Also Sam is still mad about experimental design, but that's a constant at this point.

Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Chapter 68: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 7
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Chapter 68 is ready to drop a bomb on your decrepit mountainside logging cabin! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss werewolf hair, if cult leaders are just hot, and fast food Dumpster (tm) diving for breakfast.

Tuesday Apr 11, 2023
Chapter 67: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 6
Tuesday Apr 11, 2023
Tuesday Apr 11, 2023
Chapter 67 unfurls from the indentations along our spine! Like wings do! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how cool it is, actually, to ask for help, what you should do when you find an injured bird (kid), and why you shouldn't put an 8-year-old in charge of your plans.

Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Chapter 66: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 5
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Chapter 66 is a screaming effort all around, really. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss being adopted by birds, why Iggy and the Gasman should never have been left alone, and biblically-accurate birdkids.

Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Chapter 65: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 4
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Chapter 65 has human legs and a human butt, so I'm going to send it to Sophie in the mail. You're welcome, Sophie. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the USA Migratory Bird Treaty Act (1918), the many joys of windbreakers, and ferruginous hawks.

Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 64: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 3
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
It's me, hi, I'm Chapter 64, it's me. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Max's special vision, the expressive faces of judgmental animals, and their extremely thorough understanding of engineering.

Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Chapter 63: Hotel California, Sort Of, Part 2
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Chapter 63 could be any one of a couple characters' POVs, which is kind of confusing, honestly. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss language development, evil gene science (both fictional and horrifyingly real), and the complex psyche of people who like invertebrates.