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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
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Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Today's episode isn't just a chapter, it's a whole dang synopsis! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they indulgently reminisce about 2023 (books), gush about this cool new author that you probably haven't heard of (Brandon Sanderson), and shockingly reveal who has a book problem (everyone).
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Chapter 85 is Oops! All tangents! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss rich people's librarians, hangry hunter-gatherers, and regrettably, James Patterson's '69 (again).
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Chapter 84 is gonna take you to church! Actually, it's a cathedral. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss sanctuary laws, failed adaptations, and the James Patterson '69.
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Midlight Crisis gave to me:
Twelve dancing birdkids;
Eleven movie titles;
Ten concept changes;
Nine fired night guards;
Eight visual bird gags;
Seven evil patents;
Six himbo moments;
FIVE HOT CRISEEEEES;
Four heist montages;
Three story tropes;
Two percent bird genes;
AND A CASSOWARY IN A PEAR TREEEEEE
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Chapter 83 is screaming bloody murder and so is the audio quality for some reason. Sorry about that, I don't know what happened. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss their own fourteen-year-old destinies (magical world-saving love triangles), bikes and Mikes, and the worst possible ways to make your human-dog hybrid not get hurt.
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Chapter 82 comes to you straight from the, uh, pointer of the ouija doohickey. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they, respectively, discuss the complex history of beanie babies, the surprising origin of the ouija board, and doing toy crimes.
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Chapter 81 is none of your beeswax, dipstick! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Max's evolving brain disease, the very cool technology of the early 2000s, and if h-e-double-hockey-sticks is a swear.
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Chapter 80 is our Roman Empire (Taylor's version). Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss surfing the 'net (for kids and families!), Sophie's cat's inner potential, and secret subway cities.
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Don’t worry, you’ll like Chapter 79 because it’s full of weirdos! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the immersion-breaking appeal of New York delis, time-travelling Russian communist fashion, and indulge in their annually mandated zoo spiel.
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Chapter 78 is all about breakfast. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they finally find the most divisive topic they've ever discussed: lasagna.