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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
Episodes
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Chapter 29 arrives in Carvahall to tell treasonous stories! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the secret history of Alagaësia, the fantasy patriarchy, and eggs (again, but longer).
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Pull out your fantasy maps and join us in an exploration of Chapter 28! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how far Eragon lives from town, the teen perspective FROM the teen perspective, and E G G S.
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Put that copy of Midnight Sun back on the shelf (or follow in Sam's footsteps and do, um, something else with it) and crack open our next read, because we've finally moved on to a new book! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they find their fantasy names, discuss the hottest new series of 2001, and accidentally find a vampire in a story that is absolutely NOT supposed to have one.
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Chapter 26 races into your podcatcher at 69 m/s, bringing with it all the secrets of the mythical, mysterious Twilight vampire! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they review, summarize, and lock in the biological theories of the last 25 chapters to finally and definitively answer the question: But how does a Twilight vampire really work?
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Chapter 25 takes a page out of Jasper's book and focuses on feeeeelings! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how their views on the Twilight franchise have changed, play a very fun guessing game, and pitch various ways to make Midnight Sun actually good!
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Chapter 24 - the epilogue! - dresses up all fancy to either turn you into a vampire or go to prom. Could be either, really. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they celebrate the end of Midnight Sun, discuss unfortunate vampire hairstyles, and disparage Edward Cullen for one final time.
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Chapter 23 crashes through your podcatcher to commit insurance fraud! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss vampire plastic surgery, Bella's apparent heart defect, and Renee's weird brain and choices.
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Chapter 22 bites you on the hand and starts turning you into a vampire, oh no! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how much Edward sucks (literally) (like with his mouth), first aid treatments for vampire bites, and how holographic glitter is a complicated mystery.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Chapter 21 steals your car and drives dangerously into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss grand theft auto, Grand Theft Auto V, and really just an awful lot about cars, actually.
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Chapter 20 races straight into your podcatcher in a Jeep Wrangler! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss carnivorous flowers, how fast a vampire goes (but like, definitively this time), and some truly horrifying parasites.