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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
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Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Chapter 19 is here to hurt you in the most specific, heartbreaking way possible. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to put a shredded vampire back together again, the tenuous connection between Henrietta Lacks and Twilight, and make hilarious vampiric conflations with various non-human social signals.
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Chapter 18 is cloaked in a magical mantle of boredom, but it's all a ruse! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the acoustic characteristics of vampire baseball, tracking (but fantasy style!), and old timey swears.
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Chapter 17 hits a home run right into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss, of course, vampire baseball, an actually plausible theory for the origination of venom in Twilight vampires, and Sophie's interrupting cat.
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Chapter 16 is waiting for you in Carlisle's office, welcome, come on in. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Jasper's mood swings, body-snatching parasites, and how every cryptid is just vampires.
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
Chapter 14 is strangely flattered by all the attention it's getting from its three stalkers fans this week. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discussion vampire evolution, the official Sam Swoon Scale, and get angry about pandemics, like, more than once.
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Chapter 13 shines bright like a diamond (or a vampire) with Twilight's iconic meadow scene. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss what mineral vampire skin is made of, the neuroscience of multitasking, and, to Hannah's delight, how Formula 1 relates to vampires.
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Chapter 12 comes with not one, not two, but THREE chapters of Midnight Sun, and it's just kind of a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss proper hiking clothes, vampire showers, and metamorphosis.
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Chapter 11 is here to ask you your favourite colour, and your favourite sport, and your favourite book, and -- well, it's a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they struggle to do simple math, discuss what Bella's favourite things say about her, and lament the realization that they're all Edward.
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Chapter 10 asks the BIG QUESTIONS, about like vampires and stuff. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they talk about Edward eating pizza, bear hunting (again), and why vampires even need to drink blood in the first place.