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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
Episodes
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Chapter 25 takes a page out of Jasper's book and focuses on feeeeelings! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how their views on the Twilight franchise have changed, play a very fun guessing game, and pitch various ways to make Midnight Sun actually good!
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Chapter 24 - the epilogue! - dresses up all fancy to either turn you into a vampire or go to prom. Could be either, really. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they celebrate the end of Midnight Sun, discuss unfortunate vampire hairstyles, and disparage Edward Cullen for one final time.
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Chapter 23 crashes through your podcatcher to commit insurance fraud! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss vampire plastic surgery, Bella's apparent heart defect, and Renee's weird brain and choices.
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Chapter 22 bites you on the hand and starts turning you into a vampire, oh no! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how much Edward sucks (literally) (like with his mouth), first aid treatments for vampire bites, and how holographic glitter is a complicated mystery.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Chapter 21 steals your car and drives dangerously into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss grand theft auto, Grand Theft Auto V, and really just an awful lot about cars, actually.
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Chapter 20 races straight into your podcatcher in a Jeep Wrangler! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss carnivorous flowers, how fast a vampire goes (but like, definitively this time), and some truly horrifying parasites.
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Chapter 19 is here to hurt you in the most specific, heartbreaking way possible. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to put a shredded vampire back together again, the tenuous connection between Henrietta Lacks and Twilight, and make hilarious vampiric conflations with various non-human social signals.
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Chapter 18 is cloaked in a magical mantle of boredom, but it's all a ruse! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the acoustic characteristics of vampire baseball, tracking (but fantasy style!), and old timey swears.
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Tuesday Apr 13, 2021
Chapter 17 hits a home run right into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss, of course, vampire baseball, an actually plausible theory for the origination of venom in Twilight vampires, and Sophie's interrupting cat.
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Tuesday Mar 30, 2021
Chapter 16 is waiting for you in Carlisle's office, welcome, come on in. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Jasper's mood swings, body-snatching parasites, and how every cryptid is just vampires.