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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
Episodes
Jul 14, 2026
Jul 14, 2026
1hr 1 min
Chapter 145 is shook by the changes to the rules of the Podcast Games! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the frog chorus, cake decorating as a survival skill, and how to give a convincing performance of love.
Jun 30, 2026
Jun 30, 2026
1hr 14 min
Episode 144 dies in your arms and totally radicalizes you! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss their ecological beef with Suzanne Collins, bread, and how many Taylor Swift songs you can mention in a single episode of a podcast
Jun 16, 2026
Jun 16, 2026
1hr 7 min
An apple falls, and Chapter 143 blasts apart! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how hearing works, R-rated fantasy adaptations, and bottomless PMS hunger.
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
1hr 4 min
Inside you there are two wolves. One is reading the Hunger Games and the other one is listening to Chapter 142. Both of them want you to join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Katniss and Rue’s friendship, goose propaganda, and how to confidently kill a buffalo.
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
1hr 5 min
We somehow managed to invoke Ryan Gosling twice in Chapter 141, neither time in a plot-relevant way, so please enjoy. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss inflatable bird t*tties, eating honeysuckle, and wasps, again.
May 5, 2026
May 5, 2026
1hr 3 min
Chapter 140 arrives in a tiny parachute, because it’s a gift from our sponsors! Just kidding, we don’t have sponsors. But Katniss does, so that’s nice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss wasps, wasps, and… wasps.
Apr 21, 2026
Apr 21, 2026
56 min
Get your bets on Chapter 139 in now before it gets shot a crossbow! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss gambling on fixed games, what constitutes a medium-sized tree, and where you might find a skunk.
Apr 7, 2026
Apr 7, 2026
1hr 6 min
Hurry and listen to Chapter 138 before a hovercraft comes to take its, um, corpse away! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the number of dees in a chickadee call, drinking blood (but not in a vampire way), and whether or not you should ask your sponsor for popcorn.
Mar 24, 2026
Mar 24, 2026
1hr 1 min
Don’t step off your pedestal until you’re ready to listen to Chapter 137, or you’ll be blown up!! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss various cornucopiae, several distinct water-related topics, and the potential meanings of cannonfire.
Mar 10, 2026
Mar 10, 2026
59 min
Chapter 136 is waiting on the roof for one last night of freedom. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss sassy book Peeta, the Let Go Threshold, and get a little too involved nerding out over implantable trackers.