Episodes

Tuesday Aug 27, 2024
Chapter 100: Discussing The Top ONE HUNDRED BOOKS Of All Time*
Tuesday Aug 27, 2024
Tuesday Aug 27, 2024
*According to Midlight Crisis
Chapter 100 is a big milestone, y'all! We're celebrating with a special episode, wherein we discuss our collective favourite and least favourite books, discuss the Book Two Bitch/Bisexual, and almost ruin our long-running friendship over book opinions.

Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
Chapter 99:Secrets and Lies
Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
Chapter 99 is sending you to a farm upstate, where you can exposition all day long! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss gentle parenting your endangered magical teen, cat warlock eye genetics, and ska bands.

Tuesday Jul 30, 2024
Chapter 98: Pandemonium
Tuesday Jul 30, 2024
Tuesday Jul 30, 2024
Chapter 98 is sneaking into your all-ages club to incite the fall of humankind! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss dimension-hopping viruses, the benefits and drawbacks of pharyngeal jaws, and reveal just how encyclopedic Sam's knowledge of this book is.

Tuesday Jul 16, 2024
Chapter 97: Prologue - Dark Descent
Tuesday Jul 16, 2024
Tuesday Jul 16, 2024
Grab your instruments, because Chapter 97 is mortal! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they prepare to speedrun like, so many fantastical creatures, reveal Sam's high school Shadowhunters clout, discuss the benefits of medium stakes, and enter... the City of Bones!

Tuesday Jul 02, 2024
Chapter 96: The Maximum Ride Birdkid, Explained! Part 2
Tuesday Jul 02, 2024
Tuesday Jul 02, 2024
Chapter 96 is an unexpected unexpected part two, because we biologized the hell out of this book! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they continue to have a surprising number of opinions about birdkids and Erasers. Tune in for answers to the questions you never knew you wanted to ask, like: If the birdkids are 2% bird, who (or what?) is 2% human? Which birdkid has a superpower that is never mentioned after chapter one? Why do Erasers have such nasty blood? How does electrolysis work anyway? And STAY TUNED for the thrilling answer to everyone's most burning question: What 2007 book is Midlight Crisis going to read next!?

Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Chapter 95: The Maximum Ride Birdkid, Explained! Part 1
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Is it a bird? Is it a kid? Is it another gosh damn hexapod? No, it’s Chapter 95! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they finally, DEFINITIVELY reveal just how the Maximum Ride is made, if birdkids really DO fly in the fetal position, and, most importantly: how did we manage to talk about this dingdang book for so long that we had to make it a duology… in Chapter 95: Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment: The Birdkid, Explained: Part 1!

Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Chapter 94: THE MAXIMUM RIDE WRAP UP
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Chapter 94 is the wrap-up episode, and the Voice in your head… or is it?! I guess we’ll never know… OR WILL WE?! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah in a retrospective of Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment as they share final thoughts and feelings, spoil the absolutely unhinged trajectory of the rest of the series, and reveal egg canon from an unexpected place.

Tuesday May 28, 2024
Chapter 93: Who’s Your Daddy, Who’s Your Momma? Part 7
Tuesday May 28, 2024
Tuesday May 28, 2024

Tuesday May 07, 2024
Chapter 92: Who’s Your Daddy, Who’s Your Momma? Part 6
Tuesday May 07, 2024
Tuesday May 07, 2024
Chapter 92 is slipping and sliding its way into your podcatcher. If only there was some carpet... for traction...
Anyway, join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss if your dog should be an Eraser, contemplate sturddlefish mistakes, and do NOT give you first aid advice

Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Chapter 91: Who’s Your Daddy, Who’s Your Momma? Part 5
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Chapter 91 is rubbing its sewer feet aaaaall over your lab carpeting! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss first-class lab equipment (unspecified), desperately try not to disparage their employers and/or academic institutions, and once again get stuck trying to make funny content about children being locked in cages for bad science.