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Three grown up biologists rereading books from our teens (while desperately trying to make biological sense of glittery vampires, and dragons, and bird kids).
And it’s totally cool.
Episodes
Dec 22, 2020
Dec 22, 2020
1 hr 5 min
Deck your halls, holly your jollies, and buckle up for a departure from our regularly-scheduled Twilight content to bring you [TITLE PENDING], the vampire Christmas rom-com of everyone's dreams! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they pitch their future award-winning holiday romp full of festive tradition, the value of love, and a dead turkey.
Dec 8, 2020
Dec 8, 2020
55 min
Chapter 9 runs in a straight line straight into your podcast feed. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how fast Edward is compared to other animals, the Persephone myth, and Hannah's inconvenient inability to pronounce the word "midnight."
Nov 24, 2020
Nov 24, 2020
51 min
Chapter 8 takes a wild ride through the wilder city of Port Angeles. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as we discuss how Edward's mind reading works, why vampires growl, and how much we rEALLY LIKE THESE BOOKS.
Nov 10, 2020
Nov 10, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Chapter 7 appears from the woods in kind of a lackluster fashion, honestly. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Bella's literary preferences, the various flavours of animal blood, and vampire mythos from around the world.
Oct 27, 2020
Oct 27, 2020
56 min
Chapter 6 diverges into two separate scenes (imagine that) as Bella goes to the beach and Edward goes hunting. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss fishes that look like eels but aren't, vampire hobbies, and the introduction of Jacob.
Oct 13, 2020
Oct 13, 2020
1 hr 2 min
Chapter 5 oozes into its budding romance like blood from a pricked finger and also like this metaphor oozing away from me. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they talk about relationship dynamics, Sam's swoon scale, and the effects of vampirism on the environment.
Sep 29, 2020
Sep 29, 2020
52 min
Chapter 4 is much less totally cool than we thought it would be, as Edward faceplants hard into creeper status. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss vampire SCUBA diving, Edward's collection of red flags, and how difficult it can be to talk to humans.
Sep 22, 2020
Sep 22, 2020
5 min
During the off-week, enjoy this short bonus episode! Join Hannah as she takes a joke entirely too far, and re-cuts Episode 3 into a Star Wars podcast just to spite Sophie, who used to be her very good friend... but might not be after this.
May the Force be with you.
Sep 15, 2020
Sep 15, 2020
51 min
Chapter 3 starts to pick up speed - like a van traveling over ice. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Edward's growing obsession, their favourite storytelling tropes, and definitely not Star Wars.
Sep 1, 2020
Sep 1, 2020
44 min
Chapter 2 covers the iconic first conversation in biology and... not much else, really. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to flirt with a microscope, what reading YA characters feels like as an adult, and get surprisingly heated about adults who can't cook.