Episodes

5 days ago
Chapter 115: The Midnight Flower
5 days ago
5 days ago
What if you and Chapter 115 met up in the greenhouse to make out? Haha just kidding… unless…? Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss teenage romance, flowers for fixing motion sickness, and learn which new pasta scenario will tear a friendship apart.

Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Chapter 114: Falling Angels
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Chapter 114 is aggressively teenagery, unfortunately. Bear with it and join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss being gay in 2000s media, the consequences of severe sleep deprivation, and rat trauma.

Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Chapter 113: High and Dry
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Chapter 113 is here to sing a song and sharpen your knives, which is a real thing, I don’t care what Sophie says. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how prone different monsters are to sun evaporation, vampire lacquer, and if shapeshifters are always naked.

Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Chapter 112: The Hotel Dumort
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Chapter 112 comes to you from a secret cache under an altar, because luckily you can find this podcast anywhere there is holy ground! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss their very good media literacy skills, whether it's possible to be atheist in a fantasy novel, and the metaphysical properties of vampire dust.

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Chapter 111: The Memory of Whiteness
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Chapter 111 drank a fairy potion and things have gotten a little silly. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the hilarious fulfilment of one of their ongoing predictions, get immediately attached to the one millennial-coded adult character (who could have guessed) (Sam did), and have really big feelings about small rodents.

Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Chapter 110: Dead Man's Party
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Chapter 110's been converted to run on demonic energy! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss various teenage love polygons, bellybutton magic, and, unfortunately, Tumblr Sexymen.

Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
MIDLIGHT CRISIS 2024: YEAR IN REVIEW
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Today's episode isn't just a chapter, it's a whole dang synopsis! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they review their last year of reading, roast Sophie for unspeakable book choices, and talk about fanfiction way more than anyone expected.

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Chapter 109: Magnus Bane
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Chapter 109 isn't in Australia, despite what Hannah might tell you. Or Velaris, despite what Sophie might tell you. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Downworlder cuisine, fail once again to guess how Clary and Jace are related, and debate the merits of doing yoga on the New York City sidewalks.

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Chapter 108: City of Bones
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Chapter 108 is a balmy seven degrees Celsius! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the easy descent into Hell/Bone City, talk about how your memories aren't repressed (they're just made up), and try to calculate how many Shadowhunters it takes to build a Bone City.

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
MIDLIGHT CHRISTMAS 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
On the fifth year of Crisis, Sophie, Sam, and Hannah gave to meeee... Five! Movie! Scenes! Join us for our annual tradition as we mash together our YA fantasy novel of the year, a fairytale retelling, and a tangled web of secrets to bring you this year's hot-off-the-press holiday rom-com...
Alyssa's Holiday Adventures in Demon Sleighing!